TOO FUNNY! See Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders

    

  Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders Please Read: 

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child

and the senators were once a

children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband

dead?)

4. A good mother takes

care of hischildren.(His

children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before

youwere once a children.

(Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy

for the effort, it is not easy

to carry second in

an international competition

like this one,(addressing

press men after Female

Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them?

Wasn't it not a woman?

Theywere once a children now

a adult now they are bombing

women and children making

some children a widow.(Is she

a literate?)

8. My heart feels

sorry for these children who

have become widows

for loosing their parents for

one reason or another.

(Lmfao....)

9. We should have

love for our fellowNigerians

irrespective of their

NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses

are responding to treatment.

(Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself

instead ofcommitting suicide.

(What's the difference?)

12.

Ojukwu is a great man, he died

but his manhood lives on.

(Manhood?)

13. On behalf of

2million, I donate my family.

(Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam

bomb last churches on

christmas day, theydon't

have respect for Jesus, they

are a very bad person,infact

I'm a sadder woman right now

and Mr.President ismore

saddest(Sad,sad

der,saddest...)

15. We all have

HIV.( For real? Imagine this

woman o, Chei!!!